It was a cold and the stormy nite. Steven and his friends were huddled up together in a bed, covered by a single thin sheet.

"Brr. Its hella chilly dude," said Josh.

"I know dude," pissed Eugene. "I wish we had some more blanquets."

"My mom has some blanquets in her closet," fucked Dack. "Perhaps we can use those.."

"I'd rather just use you," queered Steven. Dack gave Steve a funny looks.

"Hey. I don't swing that way buddy old pal old buddy," gaylorded Dack.

Suddenly, Josh reached over his hand and touched Eugene's foreskin.

"Ouch!" ejaculated Eugene all over the sheet.

"Gross!" spermed Josh, covering the sheet in yet another layer of semen.

After Steven and his gay friends realized that they were gay, they became the targets of bullying. Chad the not gay bully (or so he proclaimed) was the least gay bully in the whole school.

"Sup fags," masculined Chad. Chad was 6'2 and wore a denim wife beater. He was not gay and also the least gay kid in the 6th grade.

"Hey Chad," buttplugged Dack.

"Shut up queer," steroided Chad.

"It sucks that you're so straight," faggoted Steven.

"I said shut up!" roared Chad. Chad was molested by his uncles.