Greatings, Tomlin Fulpigans. I am Armon Pakdel, president of Pakdel Indutries, and I am here, yes, here, to present to you a lucrative proposition. It involves two key factors. One, my artworks shall recieve front page features. Two, you shall recieve billions. Of nothing. Thank You for your time. I expect a prompt response. Should you take longer than, let's say, mere seconds, I will pray to Odin that you are hit by a double-decker bus.