Sanctimonialis
By Smarty Pumpkin Pants! (3 Months Pregnant)

Part I: The Best Cowboy Ever (Ever)

This is the story of the best cowboy starring Paul Oakenfold as the best cowboy. Starring Sing Boy as the spider cowboy diamond. Welcome 2 my book. I... Fuk u! The theme is cowboys. Sing Man ventures deep into the rocky road crevice. It's him favorite colors.

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Chapter 4: Sing Boy Gets Grazed by a Stray Bullet

Sing Boy got grazed by a stray bullet. The! The The End! Chapter 4 Chapter 4: The Absolute End: Tandem Ultimatus~

"Sing boy!" whined breasts. You said "you would order me French fries from the mcdonhald's"!"!

"Shut up" snapped sing. "Shut the fuck up." McDonald's is a fast food chain located in several locations. Chapter construed sing boy. Volare!

Avril Lavigne was spotted in certain shopping malls across the country forever. Sing boy is Avril's least favorite customer. Aw "man", thinks man sing. When will I EVER get laid? Risotto Deepdish, private investigator. Deep in delicious cataracts of eastern Germany, Risotto Deepdish construed from his nasal cavity a turd of proportions. The turd was not (wasn't) too big, nor was it not much too little-like. If anything, it was normal-sized. It was a normal sized-turd. Sing boy got laid. Sing boy didn't get laid. The end chapter 1. It was a blue sky it was a blue day. Every day. Cool forever in the indie sun. There were no clowns.

Sing and the Boys peaked at number 1 with their hit single, "Jude Law Lost his Scrote to the Thrust of my Trident". Thank you. I'd like to dedicate this platinum "award shit to my mother Sing Slut and most of all the God because he'd my true home-dawg n***as!" 30 minutes ago Sing was struck down by a thunder bolt from the heavens and his award was the vaporized "Fuck."